A lost Noahism

I was clearing off my desktop and I came across this definition of Santa that I just had to share.

Noah-A man was walking along.  He wanted an octopus for his dinner, he got really fat and really old.  That's how we got Santa.

So the story is great, but what I want to know is Where is the Movie?!!

Our budding music star.  He is too cute to keep to ourselves.